Mystery Ass: It’s rather pale, but she’s English! (WWTDD)
Mickey Rourke drops his puppy love for a new 24-year old fiancée. Very bad Mickey! (CS)
Zac Efron goes all fan boy on poor, unsuspecting Robert DeNiro… in the damn bathroom. (CB)
Fantastic Mr. Fox captures the elusive & often forgotten meaning of “fantastic.” (Pajiba)
Chelsea Clinton bagged herself a hot one, alright. (AG)
Snoop Dogg just wants to be the new Oprah. (GB)
Viggo Mortensen: Before he was famous. (SOMG)
Jake Gyllenhaal & Reese Witherspoon: Split? (PB)
Rihanna is a horny & nonsensical idiot. (POTP)
Terry Poison: Sexy models w/electronic sound. (Heeb)
Hollywood’s Real A List: Those few who can sell tickets & win awards too. (Forbes)


















