Been Caught Stealing: Nice security tag, bitch. (WWTDD)
Paris Hilton raps with Snoop Dogg. Oh, Snoop! (CS)
Heidi Klum tells the industry to shove it. (CB)
Madonna Uglies Up Poor Lourdes, yet again. (IBBB)
Salma Hayek scored a recession proof penis. (POTP)
Jude Law: Before he was a famous slag. (SOMG)
Suri Cruise finally gets to be semi-normal. (LAR)
Mel Gibson: S&M + fruity little beard. WTF? (WIMB)
Aubrey O’Day can’t put down her own nude shots. (PB)
Isla Fisher is ridiculously leggy for a short chick. (CO)
Nicole Richie is looking completely human! (AG)
Naomi Watts gets really naked on a balcony. (TB)
Justin Timberlake is most metrosexual stylish. (GB)
Brigitte Nielsen v. Katy Perry: Decision time! (Ayyyy!)
10 Famous People With Twins: Gisele, Kiefer & Scarlett too? Dayum. (CT)
