Got Tears? You most certainly will after you read the Tearjerkiest Moments Of The Last 20 Years. He had me at Winnie Cooper. (Pajiba)
Penelope Cruz is showing her boobies to a lucky someone new. (Celebitchy)
Jason Priestly isn’t shooting blanks, and as always, he looks completely thrilled to know this. (Glitterati)
Paris Hilton and her rampant racism may have screwed up Nicky Hilton’s hopes for hotel greatness. Or something like that. (IDLYITW)
Justin Timberlake is merely generous with his manhood. Scarlett’s back! (Evil Beet)
Rudy Guiliani and his prostate in drag. Goosestepping. In drag again. Felt up by Donald Trump. I should stop now. (LLama Butchers)



















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The really irritating thing about that Hilton hotel story is that Nicky is taking the bullet on this, and she is, at worst, Rudolf Hess to Paris’s Fuhrer. Paris herself is absolutely bulletproof.