Courtney Love thinks about Vince Vaughn running around naked in an executioner’s mask. (Ayyyy!)
Kylie Minogue looks fresh-faced in pictures from 1988. (CS)
Nicole Kidman will finally be referred to by someone as “mom.” (Celebitchy)
There Will Be Blood is a story of ultimate modern horror. (Pajiba)
Lindsay Lohan Ghost Ass, now with existential angst. (IBBB)
Elle MacPherson dumped Bryan Adams. (GB)
Mariah Carey is jealous of Steven Hawking. WTF? (The Blemish)
Mariah Carey flings some dirt towards Jennifer Lopez. Excellent. (POTP)
Daniel Craig is getting stingy with his pectorals. (HM)
Natasha Lyonne talks about her junkie daze. (EB)
Find Your Celebrity BMI: Just in case you were, ya know, feeling too adequate today. (DS)
New York City Pizza: Only the best! (CR)
