Julianne Hough wears the U.S. flag & little else. (UMC)
Beyonce has someone else to blame next time she falls on her ass onstage. (CS)
David Duchovny now hates the Daily Mail too. (CB)
Ivana Trump enters the Mariah Carey zone. (Ayyyy!)
Star Jones: Gee, this is awkward. (IBBB)
Gisele Bundchen is a seductive dangergirl. (TB)
Reese Witherspoon kissed a girl (not Jake). (IDWYL)
Sting: Sexy at almost sixty. Tantric Yoga? (PB)
Suri Cruise goes clear at age two. Ha! (SOMG)
Benji Madden really likes the groupies. (GB)
Jodie Marsh: Oi, boyz look at meeeeeeeee! (DR)
Painted-On Costumes: Cheap, easy, slutty. (CR)
SJP gives us another reason to hate pantyhose. (Yeeeah!)
Paris Hilton with Jordan/Katie Price: No comment. (WIMB)
Lindsay Lohan just shot herself in the vagina again. (POTP)
Twenty-Six Songs About Butts: Do I really need to make a sarcastic remark here? (JB)
