Rose McGowan gets her rack looked at. (UMC)
Colin Farrell looks like a manorexic Spanish barfly. (CS)
Reese Witherspoon is getting married. To someone. Someday. (CB)
Tori Spelling wants to be the sexy MILF of “90210.” (Ayyyy!)
Harriet Carter gets rabies & stashes the murder victim. (IBBB)
Weezer’s 3rd CD won’t destroy your sweater. (SOMG)
James McAvoy is mean & tasty. (PB)
Kid Rock is a regular boy scout. (GB)
Jack Black reveals the contents of Angelina Jolie’s uterus. (POTP)
Lily Allen (NSFW) goes topless sunbathing. (RR)
Chloe Sevigny = Geek Babe with horn-rimmed glasses. (WIMB)
Halle Berry has cats in her boobs. (CR)
L. Ron Hubbard never figured on the internet, did he? (1SB)
