Paris Hilton lends Sarah Palin sex tape advice. (WIMB)
The Blondest Chick Ever loses her streak. (CS)
James Earl Jones recites the alphabet. Seriously. (CB)
Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen: Vampires? (Ayyyy!)
Tyra Banks’ minion poses on a toilet. (IBBB)
Angelina Jolie can’t escape those damn rumors. (PB)
Ashley Tisdale is subtle. Very subtle. (TB)
David Duchovny: Clearly miserable to be fixed. (MM)
Megan Fox so had plastic surgery. (IDWYL)
Joe Jonas’ purity ring keeps him closeted. (GB)
Jason Priestley is lookin’ like The Wolfman. (SOMG)
How To Nail Your Wife: Tool belt and all. (DR)
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has some damn good genes. (CR)
Vladimir Poontang: Once a pervert, always a pervert. (lolebrity)
Michelle Rodriguez had a Sunday morning dildo fight. (Yeeeah!)
George Clooney looks like Rhett Butler with a massive wang. (POTP)
Film School: Spot the difference between real upcoming films and total fakes. (Radar)
