“The Addams Family” Musical gets casting news. (SOMG)
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt aren’t just for show. (CS)
Amy Winehouse skips gig; buys liquor instead. (CB)
Miss U.S.A. is lookin’ like a VS model. (Ayyyy!)
Unidentified Olsen Twin goes faux Japanese. (IBBB)
Tea Leoni wears a bikini to promote X-Files 2. (TB)
Jennifer Aniston: New boob job rumours persist. (PB)
Paris Hilton has bizarre taste in men. (IDWYL)
Cameron Diaz and her altered “deviated septum.” (CR)
6 Crazy Hollywood Stories You Probably Didn’t Know. (DR)
John Mayer’s “tools” have lost their mojo. (GB)
Katherine Heigl: 2008’s Most Desirable Woman? Hahahaha! (POTP)
George Carlin’s funeral to be boycotted by those loons from Westboro Baptist Church. (GG)
1970s Classics Just Won’t Stop: Three Days of the Condor, All That Jazz, & Young Frankenstein. (Pajiba)
Phallus-Shaped, Rotating Apartments in Dubai. Perfect for the swinging bachelor in you. (DB)
