Sienna Miller goes for “demure,” so you’ll forget she shags that married dude with four kids. (UMC)
Megan Fox has just been making shit up, boys. (CS)
The Perfect Storm OF STDs: Guess who? (CB)
Rob Pattinson kissed a boy & you’ll watch it. (Yeeeah!)
Ryan Reynolds: Before he was famous. (SOMG)
Oedipus, Shia LaBeouf be thy name. (Jewssip)
Lily Allen will dump your ass for inspiration. (GB)
Paris Hilton will end this bloody recession. (AG)
Kelly Ripa does her thing with the bikini. (TB)
ScarJo, amazingly, is not Woody Allen. (WIMB)
Ivana & Ivanka Trump on photoshop & collagen. (PB)
Battle For Leg Supremacy: Cindy vs. Blake. (CO)
Stella McCartney shops exotic dancewear catalogues. (Ayyyy!)
Vampires Suck At Existing: Cinema fiction vs. physics reality. (io9)
