Jennifer Aniston: Hey! Ho! Blitzkrieg Bikini. (UMC)
Ricky Martin spent $8 million on what sort of luxury purchase? (CS)
Sean “Puffy” Combs, Ellen, & 8 shots of vodka. (CB)
Fashion Trend Alert: Pinkeye! (Ayyyy!)
Tara Reid looks unskanky and healthy. (WIMB)
Portishead: Win a copy of their latest album! (PB)
Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes: “Couples who dress alike…..are f’n douche-bags.” (IBBB)
Does Mariah Carey know that we all know about the photoshopping? (SOMG)
Scarlett Johansson’s boobs got engaged to Ryan Reynolds. (GB)
Kanye West just needs to get laid. (POTP)
All The Dirt that we’re too lazy to cover. (WS)
Jessica Simpson’s High-Impact Boob-Aerobics. (CR)
