Anne Hathaway gets smart with Steve Carell. (UMC)
Paris Hilton looks pregnant or *gasp* bloated. (CS)
TMZ thinks that Southerners keep their babies in barns. Also, Asians can’t hold their liquor. (CB)
How To: Fashionably avoid incontinence. (Ayyyy!)
Lauren Hutton acted really drunk/drugged/spacey onstage at the Bravo A List Awards. (IBBB)
Who’s Jimmy Kimmel f*cking now? (SOMG)
Nick Cannon is the next Kevin Federline. (TB)
William Shatner dabbled in amateur porn. Priceless yet gahhh. (GG)
Ethan Hawke is marrying the impregnated help. (GB)
Samantha Ronson’s talented, spinning fingers. (KIsP)
Samuel L. Jackson: Still one mofo in demand. (DS)
Megan Fox has a body like a Chucky Cheese restaurant. (DR)
Gratuitous (SFW) Gilles Marini, the naked dude from the SatC movie. (POTP)
The Foot Fist Way is “like Jesus turning water into wine coolers.” (Pajiba)
