Cameron Diaz just found out her boyfriend has a secret wife. (Celebrity Smack)
George Michael could be carrying a loaded weapon. (Celebitchy)
Live Free or Die Hard: Yippee-ki-yay, motherBOOM! (Pajiba)
Heidi Fleiss diversifies her, uh, portfolio. (Evil Beet)
Tom Cruise charmed his insincere ass into Germany. (Glitterati)
Jodi Sweetin is all grows up. And you growns up, and you growns up, and you growns up. (The Blemish)
Kim Kardashian dresses her ass in *gasp* velour. (IBBB)
Vince Neil: Douchebag extraordinaire. (Don’t Judge Me)


















