All Those Fox Mulder Porn Addict Jokes: Suddenly, not nearly as funny. (PB)
Axl Rose wants to bang Kelly Osbourne? (CS)
Kate Moss & her gold statue are equal in weight. (CB)
George Clooney must have a death wish. (Ayyyy!)
Faliure Model Chick reaches pinnacle of fame. (IBBB)
Madonna’s Crotch Mandala: Poor Guy Ritchie. (CR)
Woody Allen tells Javier Bardem how to do it. (TB)
Kate Moss (NSFW) gives a nude interview. (Yeeeah!)
How To Be A Paid Slut: By TV Guide. (IDWYL)
Wax Michael Jackson on the lam in Vegas. (SOMG)
Sarah Larson, the big ol’ whore we always knew. (POTP)
Michael Lohan vs. The Lesbians: No contest. (GB)
Heidi Montag strategically tests those melons. Idiot. (DR)
Brilliant Bombs & a Dog’s Dinner: We’re chuffed to bits. (Pajiba)
Multi-Million Dollar Marijuana Mecca: Busted at a Miami Mall. (DB)
5 Former Music Badasses Who’ve Lost Their Way: So much for “Ice Cube is not for the pop charts.”
