Rose McGowan T-400 Series: Oh, take a guess. (Flea)
Jessica Simpson had a super crappy birthday. (CS)
Sienna Miller: Selfish, clueless & always the victim. (CB)
David Duchovny is all wet & shirtless. Slurp. (Yeeeah!)
Which Actress likes being sexually dominated? (SOMG)
Vanessa Hudgens gets naked for a hooker role. (GB)
Paris Hilton dry humps a federal judge. Nice. (AG)
David Beckham’s smile makes up for Posh’s pout. (PB)
Starring Jack White as the Energizer Bunny. (Pajiba)
Courtroom Style: Identify the summoned celebs. (Ayyyy!)
Anna Kournikova . . . . not a Jew. (Heeb)
Eric Cartman’s Top 10 Insults & Rants: “Oh yeah? I run with 12 gangs, and we only commit hate crimes! Whateva! I do what I want!” (IGN)
