Tom Cruise did Letterman Top 10 & bombed! (SOMG)
Gerard Butler clearly trying to set world record. (CB)
Kate Winslet is bangin’; Leo looks constipated. (POTP)
Ivana Trump & Star Jones: Female bonding? (Ayyyy!)
The Ricky Ricardo of our Generatlon: Hee. (IBBB)
Jim Carrey in a rare display of humility. (CS)
Pete Wentz ruins my sex life for the next decade. (PB)
Courtney Love & the rubber-glove dilemma. (WIMB)
Tara Reid drinks her way thru rehab. (TB)
Bendiest Chick in the Universe: You try it. (KIsP)
Lost Heidi Klum GQ photoshoot: Found? (DR)
Ben Affleck helps troops with his package. (GB)
Paris Hilton lets push-up bra do the talking. (AG)
Jessica Alba: Her ass vs. Cash Warren’s whatever. (IDWYL)
Kid Vomit’s quote for Douchebags of the Year contest. (CR)
Twelve Offensive Songs For Christmas: “F#ck Santa, f#ck holly, f#ck ivy.” (KB)
