Mickey Rourke will smack down in Loki’s honor. (CB)
Tommy Lee to star in Crying Game sequel? (CS)
Justin Bobby perfects that Unibomber look. (IBBB)
Kim Kardashian’s size 2 ass. On Jupiter. (TB)
Kim Cattrall: Before she was famous. (SOMG)
Jonas Lovers Bros album title deciphered! (WIMB)
Kristen Bell totally wanted to shag Russell Brand. (GB)
Nicole Kidman: Full of utter crap & BOTOX. (Yeeeah!)
Hugh Jackman safely immortalized in cement. (PB)
Madonna, a horse, a fall & much PR spin. (AG)
Cats in Megan Fox’s Boobs: Wha? Oh, boobs. (CR)
Mischa Barton’s unfortunate pants incident. (Ayyyy!)
Lady Gaga: The woman drives me batshit crazy. (CO)
Barbara Walters finally loses her virginity. (POTP)
Places Where Bizarre Forces Obscure Reality: Wicked self-propelling rocks! (Wired)
