Who’s That Shadowy Girl? Not Madonna. (Yeeeah!)
Win a Hell Ride DVD: Free shit rules! (CS)
Peaches Geldof already knows the end is nigh. (CB)
How to Celebrate a Fantastic Rack: Options. (Ayyyy!)
Brody Jenner actually forgot that he’s white. (IBBB)
Bad Celebrity Kissers: Tooth gnashers galore. (CR)
Crime-Scene Cleaners are hot & sunshiny. (MM)
Lindsay & Samantha: Ten years from now. (DR)
Kate Hudson & Liv Tyler cuddle up together. (SOMG)
Janelle Monae is a singing cyborg + free track! (PB)
Is Will Smith Gay? Uhh… perhaps. (TB)
Christina Ricci shows off some side boob. (IDWYL)
Justin Timberlake refuses to perform his only decent song live. (GB)
Hollywood’s Hottest Redheads: What, no Conan O’Brien? Oh, right. (Pajiba)
Is Anne Hathaway just making shit up, or what? (POTP)
How Many Horror Movie Characters Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? Plus more horror clichés. (MF)


















