Summer Glau is my new girlcrush. Deal with it. (UMC)
Blaaaaaaaaaake! finally learns his fate. (CS)
Carla Bruni picks her battles wisely. (CB)
Ghouls just wanna have fun. And brains. (Ayyyy!)
Jessica Simpson’s Daisy Duke Denim Cameltoe. (IBBB)
Zac Efron totally knows what you’re thinking. (LARag)
Japanese upskirts get undermined with hilarity. (RR)
Allison Stokke: Hot new gymnast alert! (IDWYL)
Rosario Dawson takes a slo-mo shower. (TB)
Christian Bale or Robert Downey Jr.? Easy. (WIMB)
Salma Hayek don’t need no stinkin’ man. (GB)
Katie Holmes, purple hands, & that Tom guy. (PB)
Hooray for Boobies! + Timberlake is still an idiot. (GG)
Diablo Cody worked some mojo on Jon Cryer. (SOMG)
Madonna & Alex Rodriguez sex tape? Sigh. (POTP)
How To Scare A Guy In Ten Minutes: Ahahaaaaahaaa! (Nerve)
