Dakota Fanning: The Runaways might just be a blood-spattered shocksploitation film. (TB)
Cameron Diaz invites you to stomp all over her. (CS)
George Clooney kills swine flu with tequila & VD. (CB)
The McConaughsperminator: It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. (GB)
Nominations For The Fuckworthy List Pajiba Ten: That time of year again. (Pajiba)
KFed actually made bank but still screwed it all up. (AG)
Billy Idol: His rebel yell is missing a lip curl. (SOMG)
Rihanna: The courtroom sketch artist’s take. (PB)
San Paulo Fashion: Runway of the pinata. (Ayyyy!)
Paris Hilton completely missed the fish thing. (WIMB)
Scientology Star Chart: Almost the entire cluster fuck in just five constellations. (Cracked)
