Olga Kurylenko: The Ukrainian Bond Girl. (UMC)
Megan Fox: Always foxy when not speaking. (CS)
Insufferable Gwyneth Paltrow shows her boobs. (CB)
Paris Hilton took 30 swag bags at Sundance. (POTP)
JLo & Whathisface fake it for Obama. (Ayyyy!)
Can You Imagine Tom Cruise in a gay role? (SOMG)
Poetry will get a musician laid every time. (GB)
Lily Allen wears fox fur just like a gangsta. (PB)
Paula Abdul thinks much too highly of herself. (AG)
Jessica Alba wants you to do it like a Swede. (KIsP)
Kristen Stewart still looks like a street walker. (IDWYL)
The Worst Things They’ve Ever Done: Read Eloquent confessions. (Pajiba)
The Five Funniest “Sopranos” Episodes: “He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator.” (CC)
