Tom Cruise loses his Suppressive Person virginity. (CB)
Bobby Brown thinks he was Tony Montana. Dork. (CS)
Maria Menounos es un poco caliente tamales. (UMC)
Korean Film Awards Roundup: Leggy starlets. (Ayyyy!)
Joel McHale: Don’t know him, but I like him. (IBBB)
Joshua Jackson has something to say. Maybe. (SOMG)
Lexi Alexander will crater your face in. (Pajiba)
Ashlee Simpson is a lesbian librarian on crack. (POTP)
Angelina & Brad are having sex. Thanx, tabloids. (PB)
Kid Rock thinks they won’t do it to him. (LAR)
Hayden Panettiere & the foot fetish. WTF? (DR)
“Gossip Girl” set may very well turn into an orgy. (AG)
Christina Aguilera is the new Barbie prototype? (GB)
Worst Band In The World: Take a guess, bitches. (RR)
Zooey Deschanel is the much hotter version of Katy Perry. (IDWYL)
Top 7 Worst Guitar Solos Ever: Poor Lenny Kravitz. Ouch! (Spike)
