Emma Watson: Breathtakingly pretty. Ooh ponies. (UMC)
Katie Price: An evil & cold-hearted super bitch. (CS)
Angelina Jolie’s words to an Iraqi refugee woman. (CB)
Megan Fox goes goth. At least, she fakes it. (Yeeeah!)
Katie Holmes can lipsynch & not really dance. (GB)
La Lohan’s Red Bull-Vodka Whore Milkshake. (TB)
Johnny Depp: Man of few words. Five. (AG)
James Spader’s panic over 1990s nude photos. (SOMG)
Life Is Still A Cabaret for Berlin sex workers. (KIsP)
AmyWinehouse got away with punching fan. (PB)
Jew Fro Hunting: A collection of freaky follicles. (Heeb)
The Ugly Truth is just a movie about fucking. (Pajiba)
Fergie vs. Jewel: Birds of a feather fashion. (Ayyyy!)
Sex Face or Sports Face: A suprisingly tricky quiz. Bonus:
Whose Boobs?: Comic-Con edition. (LG)
