George Clooney is totally becoming that guy. (CB)
Rob Pattinson: Happy b-day & wash the damn hair! (CS)
Eurovision: Strange people in lurid outfits. (Ayyyy!)
______ Cockburn: Who changed her surname? (TB)
Cute Things Falling Asleep! You can’t resist. (OMGB)
Ewan McGregor: Aged 16, before he was legal. (SOMG)
Kvetch Of The Week: Very ungrateful starlet. (Jewssip)
Which Singer allegedly got peed on by Eminem? (AG)
Elizabeth Banks: Stunner in a red dress. (GB)
Bootie LA shakes it all night with a mashup. (PB)
Kanye West is dying for a mobile capslock. (WIMB)
Natalie Portman’s upskirt & great marketing plan. (CO)
Rose McGowan’s got some extremely pale booty. (HT)
12 Greatest Barbie Dolls for Nerds: James Bond w/Bond Girl, Black Canary, Mulder & Scully. (TR)
