Eva Mendes is sultry; pretty damn nsfw. (UMC)
Brooke Hogan does burlesque show in front of dad. (CS)
Victoria Beckham is just so bloody ordinary. (CB)
Anton Chigurh vs. Eva Longoria: Snicker. (Ayyyy!)
Suzanne Somers Flashes Her Hoo Ha: Nooooooo! (IBBB)
Illeana Douglas: MK pulls all the celebrity fly tail! (PB)
Megan Fox totally got the Angelina lips! (IDWYL)
Lindsay Lohan is much better as a lesbian. (CR)
Faith, Angel and Mr. Buffy have a mini-reunion. (SOMG)
Jake Gyllenhaal’s happiness in slavery. (GB)
Lion, Loch Ness Monster, or Elvis? Woof. (KIsP)
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie give bird to child labor laws. (DR)
Jennifer Lopez iz fit to be tyed. (lolebrity)
Rumer Willis may have a brain inside that huge head. (GG)
“South Park,” Season Ten: All hail Trey Parker & Matt Stone. (Pajiba)
Al Reynolds’ Financial Self-Help Book: HT Successfully Fool Rich, Straight Women Into Marrying Your Poor, Non-Hetero Ass. (DB)
Modern Tattoo Designs that virtually guarantee “Game Over” for your sex life. (WU)
