Daniel Craig’s dick & chips potato orgy. Rowrr. (DL)
Lesbian Screaming Match: So damn not hot. (CS)
Prince William: Will he or won’t he + beard issues. (CB)
Hilary Duff & Mandy Moore kill the NYSE. (Ayyyy!)
Pam Anderson: Crapped on by Road Runner. (IBBB)
Lindsay Lohan is just trying to look busy. (DR)
T-Shirt Mistakes Men Make: How not to get laid. (CR)
Alec Baldwin crosses Tina Fey. Bad idea. (TB)
Jessica Alba’s not-so deep thoughts. (IDWYL)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Pre-vampire slaying. (SOMG)
Robert Pattinson is a Timberlake love child. (POTP)
Brad Pitt & Cate Blanchett reward your longevity. (PB)
Ellen Page is finally taking on a lesbian role. (GB)
Jennifer Aniston: Drunk, photoshopped & desperate. (AG)
Valkyrie tries to minimize collateral Cruise impact. (Pajiba)
Donatella Versace: One-woman zombie apocalypse. (Yeeeah!)
Top 10 Stars Who Have Overstayed Their Welcome: Try to argue. (Spike)
