Kim Kardashian’s infamous ass was, uh, minimized. (POTP)
Look, Criss Angel found Osama Bin Laden! (CS)
Lindsay Lohan achieves a handlebar moustache. (Celebitchy)
Janice Dickinson: Best viewed from nowhere. (Ayyyy!)
Aretha Franklin is hungry and on edge! (IBBB)
John Leguizamo gets no love; is ironic. (GB)
Ugly Betty gets the doll treatment. (PB)
Lindsay Lohan can’t get any action. (The Blemish)
Colin Farrell is very handy in the kitchen. (MS)
Paris Hilton and her posse of bitches. (HO)
10 Ways To Survive a Horror Movie. (LG)
Definitely, Maybe will poke and prod at your love muscle. (Pajiba)
Tom Cruise’s home address — if you’re into midgets. (DR)
