Kate Winslet looks damn gorgeous here. (POTP)
Hayden Panettiere does the little black dress thing. (CS)
Sienna Miller’s hopes dashed by Prince Charming. (CB)
King Kong & Godzilla torment the Japanese. (IBBB)
Kingston Rossdale looks just like his daddy. (SOMG)
Sarah Palin gets crank called by perv Canadians. (PB)
Gwyneth Paltrow, you suck! Hahahahaha. (GB)
Jake Gyllenhaal wants to pump you up. Okay. (LAR)
Wanker, Wanker, Wanker! I ♥ that word too. (RR)
New Douchebag Couple of the moment. Gross. (AG)
Jessica Simpson’s haidresser-turned human shield! (DR)
Harrison Ford is projecting his Indy shame. (IDWYL)
Joaquin Phoenix mutters something unintelligible; chuckles wildly; pisses himself. (Ayyyy!)
Guide to Getting You Laid: This is what happens when Dustin “lets” some chicks take over! (Pajiba)
Top Ten Guy’s Directors: They’re sorta like the guy behind the guy behind the guy. (AM)
