Anna Kournikova & her semi-retired legs. (UMC)
Amy Winehouse & Henry the Unfriendly Ghost. (CS)
Exclusive: Tyra Banks will chew up & spit you out. Then, in manner of Freddy Krueger, girlfriend will use your soul to fashion one of her awful wigs. (CB)
Then & Now: Grant Show & Jack Davenport. (Ayyyy!)
Jennifer Aniston wears a wedding dress that isn’t black. (IBBB)
Cameron Diaz: As bald as your Uncle Murray. (PB)
John Connor, the adult role, has been cast. (DR)
Martha Stewart wants to inspire dirty thoughts. (TB)
Sharon Stone makes us thankful for underwear. (SOMG)
Winona Ryder might be banging Keanu Reeves. (GB)
Ellen DeGeneres won’t be voting for McCain. (POTP)
Tom Cruise & something about nude twister with David Beckham. Bloody hell! (HO)
Lake Placid will ease your tension with horror-comedy pleasure. (Pajiba)
