Russell Crowe has wanker’s cramp. (MS)
Bobby Brown is recording a country album. (CS)
Katie Rees: Another beauty queen gone bad. (Celebitchy)
Rachel Zoe: Who styles the stylist? (Ayyyy!)
Amy Winehouse was denied a United States Visa. (GB)
Paris Hilton has her own blow-up doll. (The Blemish)
Mischa Barton is dipping her quill in the office ink. (POTP)
Harriet motherfucking Carter humiliates canines. (IBBB)
All The Dirt we’re too lazy to cover. (WS)
“Eli Stone”: Visions of George Michael on a coffee table dance in Jonny Lee Miller’s head. (Pajiba)
