Pamela Anderson: Is another honeymoon over already? (Ayyyy!)
Johnny Depp is taking that “Wino Forever” tattoo literally these days. (CS)
Gwyneth Paltrow’s hair-heavy head prevents acknowledgement of mere mortals. (Celebitchy)
Amy Winehouse cancels tour because she would rather give half-hearted shows with Blake shooting up backstage. (GB)
Helena Bonham Carter: Bat shit crazy. (MS)
“The Hills” fakes it in Paris. (IBBB)
Introducing the LOL STD. kthanxbye. (C&S)
Jake Gyllenhaal sure moves fast in his fake relationships! (POTP)
Kim Kardashian’s camera and laptop stolen at airport. New porn tape coming in approximately five seconds. (The Blemish)
This Christmas: Not directed by Tyler Perry, and as a result, it’s a pretty good film. (Pajiba)
David Beckham: Boxers or briefs? (ASL)
