Tara Reid is terribly, painfully shy. Can’t you tell? (TB)
Mickey Rourke on sex appeal of various primates. (CS)
Clive Owen just can’t escape his own virility. (CB)
A Horse Wearing A Wig enters a store. (IBBB)
Amy Adams: Just another scorching redhead. (POTP)
Michelle Monoghan joins the Ice Capades. (Yeeeah!)
Jerry O’Connell: Sexy until he starts talking. (SOMG)
Alec Baldwin plays with himself… what? (PB)
Jonas Brothers’ Loophole: Surprise, butt sex! (WIMB)
Best Cleavage: And the award goes to… (CO)
Gayer Than Gay: Slightly edible, too. (OMGB)
Paris Hilton pulls a Joaquin Phoenix too. (GB)
Madonna scores another one for the cult. (AG)
Bruce Willis is a cheap douche. Thrifty! (CR)
Jake & Maggie Gyllenhaal display Amish pride. (Ayyyy!)
Top 10 Disastrous Letterman Interviews: Oh, Dave, just bring the Hula Hoop & Grinder Girls back. (Time)
