Worst Movie Dads of all time. Official motion for the Il Duce character from Boondock Saints. (Pajiba)
David Lee Roth: A flashback interview with Diamond Dave. (Celebrity Smack)
Save Internet Radio from being killed on July 15th. (Celebitchy)
Tom Cruise is still an asshole, goes in for the kill. (IBBB)
Jessica Biel’s ass may have been dumped by Justin Timberlake. (The Blemish)
Shiloh is a female version of Brad Pitt with Jolie lips. (Evil Beet)
Jennifer Garner shills for the Anti-Oxidant Age Reversal cause. (Glitterati)
And “Half-Assed” would refer to yours truly. To my astonishment, some rather concerned notes have filtered in from lovely lurkers, and I gotta wonder what the hell is wrong with you people, but thanx . . .
I haven’t decided whether to end the “break” or switch to an 80% Doherty format, but I do know that the first rule of light blogging club is that you don’t talk ab-
