Natalie Portman is rockin’ that pair of jeans. (IDWYL)
Lily Allen has a cheeky bum problem. (CS)
Ewan McGregor’s moleless heart will go on. (CB)
Full House Flashback: Featuring an Olsen twin. (IBBB)
Katie Holmes disguises self as large black man. (WIMB)
Jay Z may be compensating for a small penis. (POTP)
An Unholy Trinity: Most annoying picture ever? (PB)
Shannen Doherty looks better from behind. (SOMG)
Them’s Fightin’ Words: Don’t profane the Reznor. (Flea)
Christina Aguilera sluts up A Clockwork Orange. (TB)
Ben Affleck tries to one-up Angelina Jolie. (AG)
Madonna: Her holiness & ass bite the dust. (DR)
Bono, Mick Jagger, & Guy Ritchie get all Freudian. (GB)
Toilet Paper: From the bathroom to the catwalk. (Ayyyy!)
Jennifer Aniston, too, is a big “pokies” fan. (Yeeeah!)
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s hair does the holidays. (CR)
Top 10 Outrageous Celeb Contract Demands: Some are practical, but some are a power play. (ABC)


















