Mystery Crotch: A dog’s nose always knows. (SOMG)
Mischa Barton gets all kinds of sloppy drunk. (CS)
Justin Timberlake explains the humping incident. (CB)
Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx: Slut in red? (IBBB)
Gwyneth Paltrow: Subtle as a wrecking ball. (TB)
Petra Nemcova gets naked . . . & iced up. (Yeeeah!)
Rob Pattinson totally gets what his fans don’t get. (GB)
Bono & Bill Clinton have their way w/Bon Jovi. (WIMB)
Billy Bob Thornton is just misunderstood, y’all. (AG)
Michael Jackson needs to normalize himself, fast. (PB)
Gavin Rossdale: Another skelton de-closets itself. (CO)
Kanye West launches Project Deflate Ego & eats fish dicks sticks. (POTP)
5 Massive Hit Songs That Almost Didn’t Get Released: The world almost got no “Satisfaction.” (Cracked)
