Gillian Anderson makes sexy with alien species. (UMC)
Paris Hilton got some chop socky action. (CS)
Ashlee Dupre aims lower than the sewer. (CB)
Fame-hungry Bindi Irwin strikes again! (IBBB)
Amy Winehouse is a bloody ballerina. (PB)
Liv Tyler goes sunbathing topless. (TB)
Nicole Kidman does the passive-aggressive thing. (WIMB)
Reese Witherspoon should be in [horror] movies. (IDWYL)
Voice Messages that won’t get you laid. (DR)
Angelina Jolie is cheap, easy; has happy ending. (SOMG)
Megan Fox was just fucking with you, idiots! (GB)
Once again, Dane Cook thought he was up above it. Now, he’s down in it. (LARag)
Luke Perry vs. John Travolta: Who whore it better? (Ayyyy!)
8 Awesome Abandoned Theaters: No one makes ‘em like they used to. (WU)
Confronting the Douchebag Plague: Not if but when, bitches.
