Mystery Ass: This one looks much better lately. (UMC)
19-Year Old Kristen Stewart can’t get into a bar in Park City, Utah like she can in Hollywood. (CS)
Jennifer Garner has suddenly grown too skinny. (CB)
Brittany Murphy’s hubby sues for wrongful death. (Yeeeah!)
Woman Plans Plastic Surgery to look like Jessica Alba. (GB)
Victoria Beckham thinks she & JLo are twinsies. (SOMG)
John Mayer, for once, is a douchebag w/a point. (LS)
Dragulator: Make over your BFFs & enemies. (OMGB)
Jessica Simpson rips a big one & makes headlines. (POTP)
Susan Sarandon (video) dresses as a schoolmarm & spanks some dude onstage. (AG)
Reese Witherspooon: How big is that stick up her ass? (PB)
Happy Bar Mitzvah, Barack Obama. Find the Jew.(Heeb)
The 19 Most Dangerous & Complex Roads Of The World: Including the “Road of Death.” (Waze)


















