Scarlett Johansson sits upon mystery man’s lap. (Yeeeah!)
Brittany Murphy’s Widower, Simon Monjack, speaks. (CS)
Gwyneth Paltrow: Breakin’ the law, breakin’ the law. (CB)
Kevin Federline gets big acting break in lawman role. (LS)
Kim Kardashian sucks on fruit for Carl’s Jr. advert. (POTP)
Tom Cruise sued for spying & wiretapping? Ha. (AG)
Who Took John Lennon’s Hollywood Walk of Fame star? (SOMG)
Amy Winehouse shouts obscenities at Cinderella play. (GB)
Cutie Simon Baker wants you, uh, down under. (PB)
Top 10 Reasons For Auschwitz Sign’s Disappearance (Heeb)
Natalie Potman has hadsuch a terribly rough life. (TB)
5 Gaping Plot Holes Hollywood Knows You Won’t Notice: Of all the ice caves on all the habitable planets in the entire galaxy…
