Nick Nolte was feeling tired, so he took a two-hour nap in the middle of an airport. (Celebitchy)
Matthew McConaughey is a pussy-whipped man. (Celebrity Smack)
Jessica Biel laughs at Justin Timberlake in bed. (Glitterati)
Francis Bean Cobain starts to dress like Courtney Love. (Evil Beet)
Al Queda ♥ the Google. (IBBB)
Kimberly Stewart Ass Flash! (The Blemish)
Bollywood Battle of the Babes. (CityRag)
Justin Timberlake opens a NYC restaurant called “Southern Hospitality” and somehow manages to look pretty gay. (Daily Stab)



















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‘Matthew McConaughey is a pussy-whipped man.’
I’d like to pussy whip him anytime,,,ahem.
I just don’t know where to begin with that one…and what’s the deal with InstaLinking something from Fatty-Matt? You know that’s always a big draw?
And by “big draw” I mean “makes us normal-lookin’ fellers feel better about ourselves by deriding this Adonis who so easily makes us seem inadequate with his chiseled physique, golden skin, and smooth abilities with the ladies.”
Because he’s obviously gay. And stupid. And smells.
Not jealous a bit. I mean the other guys. They’re the ones who feel inadequate. Not me.