Kim Kardashian is subtle. Very subtle. (The Blemish)
John Mayer has some standards, all right. (CS)
The L.A.P.D. Police Chief tells it like it motherfucking is. (Celebitchy)
Maria Shriver & Courteney Cox: Who sucked it in better? (Ayyyy!)
Wanker: Damn, I wish I’d written this one. (WIMB)
Michael Lohan won’t check out Lindsay’s freckly rack. (IBBB)
Scientology: It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. And it absolutely will not stop… (1SB)
Jennifer Aniston’s Revenge: Hahahaaa! (PB)
Jessica Simpson is #1 in Ukrania. (GB)
Rumer Willis got herself some blazingly blue eyes. (MS)
Best Celebrity Butts: Good list but lacking male representatives. (CR)
Shia LeBeouf looks like The Fly in his underwear. (POTP)
