NSFW Monica Cruz gets all artsy & nude. (TB)
R. Kelly got off on a procedural issue. Justice served? (CS)
Chris Martin: “I’m not enjoying this.” Obviously. (CB)
Rio Fashion Roundup: Rags and straitjacket straps. (Ayyyy!)
Hilary Duff doesn’t respect the cameltoe’s authoritah. (IBBB)
Gosh, who is Jimmy Kimmel f*cking now? (SOMG)
Bill Clinton totally got his mack on. (PB)
Gavin Rossdale & Gwen Stefani’s goth baby wish. (POTP)
Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee might be insane. (GG)
Mariah Carey is pissed that no one will pay for her non-newsworthy ceremony. (GB)
NSFW Javier Bardem nude never gets repetitious. (CR)
Kim Kardashian feeds her massive ass. (IDWYL)
10 Reasons Hancock Will Probably Suck: Ha! (DR)
The Incredible Hulk gets sexy when he’s angry. Oops, we got that one backwards. (Pajiba)
Hulk Smash! Energy Drink: Get the power of The Incredible Hulk… in bed. Green power, bitches. (LG)
