David Beckham gets shirtless for the Motorola RAZR2. (Celebrity Smack)
Kevin Federline does Truman Capote, yo. (Ayyyy!)
Demi Moore doesn’t like it from behind. (Celebitchy)
Carrot Top. Spandex. That is all. (CityRag)
Fred Douche is still a total prick. (POTP)
Bridget Moynahan and her plot to F up the Patriots season. (IBBB)
Lindsay Lohan is so full of crap. (Gabby Babble)
Prince officially hates the internet. (The Blemish)
The Brave One: Adventures in vigilantism and psychological claustrophobia. (Pajiba)
Tori Spelling and her manwhore are terribly deluded. (Hollywood Offender)
How to seduce Mary-Kate Olsen. (Queen Of Snark)
Jennifer Love Hewitt smiles and poses with a sex toy. (Daily Stab)
