Mystery Ass: Trending towards total obscurity. (UMC)
Matilda Ledger is gonna get every bit of it. (CS)
Sarah Silverman & Jimmy Kimmel: F*cking again? (CB)
Jennifer Aniston, where are your hands? (IBBB)
Julia Stiles fails at the superhero belt. (Ayyyy!)
Audrina Patridge gets a face-boob transplant. (DR)
Motion To Blame Denise Richards: Sustained! (PB)
Katy Perry Faux-Lipstick Lesbian Doll: Sigh. (SOMG)
Anne Hathaway takes it like a man; feels feminine. (LAR)
Ultimate Fratboy Bedspread: How not to get laid. (CC)
Brad Pitt is Officially Hot: Um, yeah! (GB)
Paris Hilton: Photoshopped into a fairy whore. (POTP)
Hayden Panettiere & Kristin Bell: Dream on. (IDWYL)
The Dude That Dumped Megan Fox: You’ve got to be shitting me. (RR)
Jesus is My O-Face + 2008: A Douchebag Odyssey: Ouch! What a weekend. (Pajiba)
Top 25 Sexiest Newscasters: Really only worth it for #1. (HS)
