Nicole Richie looks like the white/black trash next door in her DUI mugshot. (Evil Beet)
Victoria Beckham is gonna sue someone, dammit! (Glitterati Gossip)
Baby Got Back: Reloaded (MacStansbury)
Heather Mills and her sooper seekrit divorce settlement with Paul McCarthy. (Celebitchy)
Paris and Britney dish on whether they’re lesbians or just poseurs. (A Socialite’s Life)
Ashton Kutcher hates going to fashion shows with wife Demi Moore because it makes him feel gay he feels jealousy towards the male models and their ephemeral hotness. Oh Ashton dahling, you have nothing to worry about in that department. (Hollywood Rag)
