Pete Doherty says he’ll marry Kate Moss when hell freezes over he gets off the drugs. (Celebitchy)
Cameron Diaz offends Peruvians with her insensitive accessorization. (Celebrity Smack)
Prince William and Kate Middleton were spotted swapping spit again. Yum. (Evil Beet)
Demi Moore in a see-thru top. How very Britney of her. (The Blemish)
Meanwhile, Britney Spears has gone to the birds. (Tasteful Society)
1408 will make you plead for your Mommy. (Pajiba)
Posh Spice Out-Of-Context Quote Of The Day: “I’m sure Tom Cruise would chew it off for free if Becks jizzed on em.” (Dlisted)
