Sandra Bullock: Was it the Oscar Curse or the Law of Conservation of Catastrophe that hit her? (TS)
Gwen Stefani strikes a pose at a tennis match. (CS)
Kristen Stewart rolls her eyes through premiere. (CB)
Tasteless Billboard Of The Day: That’s a bingo! (OMGB)
Winnie Cooper cheated on you & got knocked up. (SOMG)
Gisele Bündchen’s boobs get a great workout. (AG)
Jessica Simpson withholds her “sexual napalm.” (GB)
Suri Cruise has an $850 purse. One of many. (POTP)
Revisiting Showgirls: Is it worthy of Hangover Theater? (PJ)
Johnny Depp gets his blow-job face (& posture) on. (PB)
Dentist Accused of using paper clips in root canals. (IBBB)
Bar Refaeli still under fire (to dump Leo) from Jewish organization Lehava. (Heeb)
15 Abortions In 17 Years?: What a stupid, selfish whore. (PJ)


















