Tasty Waves and a Just Damn Bud

Pamela Anderson slipped a nipple while groping some guy who looks like Vin Diesel. (Celebrity Smack)

Christina Ricci doesn’t mind getting naked for her craft. (The Blemish)

28 Weeks Later is “a gore-drenched anarchic vision of utter cataclysm with few comparisons for sheer nihilistic fury.” (Pajiba)

Bruce Willis just graduated to godlike status in my book. (Glitterati)

Reese Witherspoon told the paparazzi off. Retaliation pending. (Celebitchy)

Paris Hilton is a great actress. (I’m Bringing Blogging Back)

Joe Francis has been declared a veritable asshole by his shrink. (Evil Beet)

Michael Madsen may have fallen on hard times. (Real Estalker)