Eminem’s Makeover: Go see the new Slim Shady. (CR)
American Hasselhoff In London: Get thee in rehab. (CS)
Megan Fox could soon be doing a farewell wave. (CB)
Lindsay Lohan, certifiable sooper genius! (TB)
Lady Gaga: Her most gaudy outfit to date. (SOMG)
Paris Hilton gave her cooties to a monkey. Damn, PETA is gonna be pissed about this one! (WIMB)
Amy Winehouse fixes all her problems with boob job. (AG)
Pole Dancing Championship: Crazy Russian chicks. (Heeb)
Taylor Lautner gets wet & wild for photo shoot. (PB)
Tara Reid shows off naked (& airbrushed) body. (GB)
The Godfather Italian Organic Vodka: Easily refused. (CM)
How To Pretend You’ve Seen A Classic Film: People really do this? How depressing. (BBC)
