Rick Astley breaks his “Rickrolling” silence. (1SB)
Dr. Drew: Much hotter than Dr. Phil. (CS)
Ethan Hawke is a bitter, bitter man. (Celebitchy)
Meet Cottonelle: The Comfort Dog. (Ayyyy!)
Tori Spelling: Sex Ed teacher? (IBBB)
Heather Mills: Not even $48.6 million will make her shut the fuck up. (GB)
Conan O’Brien helps Martha Stewart get crazy with the Cheez Whiz. (PB)
Paris Hilton’s money shot South-African photo op. (POTP)
Drillbit Taylor: The usual Judd Apatow flavour with a dash of Owen Wilson. (Pajiba)
10 Worst Infomercials Ever: Best viewed drunk. (LG)
The Bear Grylis of naked, wild-hog fighting. (SHG)
Gerard Butler stars in P.S. I’m Drunk . . . & Not Very Irish Either. (ASL)





