Mystery Ass: This one is just too easy, mates. (UMC)
Match the Slutty Costume: To the slutty celeb. (CS)
Stood Up By Brad Pitt: The Inglourious Basterd! (CB)
Mena Suvari dresses up in wad of cellophane. (Ayyyy!)
Heidi Montag shows some meth-like tendencies. (IBBB)
Jonas Brothers to star in a… what the hell? (POTP)
Always Spay & Neuter Your Lohans: A PSA. (Yeeeah!)
Jessica Biel dresses up like your mother. (SOMG)
Which Popstar gets sober in the funhouse? (PB)
John Travolta won’t do drag again – in public! (GB)
Holly Madison takes a stand or something. (DR)
Anne Hathaway is a very, very bad girl. Maybe. (TB)
The Olsen Bitches won’t sign your loser crap. (CR)
Paris Hilton restores the natural harmony of the universe. (WIMB)
Jennifer Aniston: OMFG, I am a horrible person for laughing at this. (IDWYL)
Oh look, Kristen Bell Fanboys, you’re kind of screwed. (MM)
7 Actors & 2 Directors Who Should Retire: Oddly, I pretty much agree with this whole list. (Premiere)
