Black Snake Moan is mere Tarantino-hackery that bases its premise upon a lame metaphor and never moves past it – except to show gratuitous Ricci pr0n. (Pajiba)
Jared Leto is such a jackass that his fans broke his nose. (The Blemish)
Kirsten Dunst sorta kinda got caught doing a crapload of cocaine. (Celebitchy)
Sienna Miller is “hardcore” because she peed on the paparazzi and believes that positive thinking allows one to smoke cigarettes and avoid lung cancer. (Guardian Unlimited)
Brad Pitt and Shiloh are making my ovaries twinge again. (Evil Beet)
Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore made a weight-loss pact because obviously Cameron could use it. (The Skinny Website)
Maggie Gyllenhaal dresses her baby up like a prison inmate. (Dirty Disher)
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I don’t know why I dislike Sienna Miller, but she did look extremely doable in Layer Cake – I almost forgave her her upper-class stupidity.
That Pajiba review should get some serious air-time.
Hell, I haven’t even seen the movie and have become convinced of what crap it must be…enough even, to pique my interest!
There is no such thing as “gratuitous” “Ricci porn”. In fact, I do not believe that construction is allowed in English grammar.
Oh shush, Flea.